I can has coasters

Joke Fiction

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Mystery Box

What’s in it?

I know what I’m told is in it, but I haven’t seen with my own eyes.

Can’t open it without knowing the combination.

The combination is in the sealed envelope.

Will curiosity get the better of me? Or will I put it away somewhere and not think about it for a while?

Mystery Box

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Non-Binary

Non-Binary

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Boxcars

Boxcars

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If it fits* I sits

*Kitties have a much more fluid definition of “fits” than us mere mortals.

fits

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When I’m sick…

I normally sleep on my stomach. Of course, that’s the worst possible position for being able to breathe while congested.

Sick chart

 

If I had more energy, I’d try to animate this so the circles are moving around kind of randomly, since that’s a much better description of what happens.

Unfortunately, I’m sick, so the animation is a bit beyond me right now.

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Scorpion pop

This thing is sitting on my desk. I picked it up in some middle-of-nowhere town on my way to LA a few months ago.

I keep seeing it, and thinking, “Oh, apple lollipop!”

But then I remember the crunchy center.

…Mostly, I think what’s keeping me from eating it is that then I wouldn’t have it anymore.

Scorpion Pop

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Who can?

Two can!

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The meta selfie

metaselfie

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I’ve got yer halftone right here

I think this spells doom.

Angels, Daddy!

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